ORLANDO — When was the last time you laughed so hard it hurt? For passengers on a recent Frontier Airlines from Orlando to Colorado Springs, it was probably Oct. 22.

Flight attendant Daniel Sandberg had everyone in stitches while doing his three-minute safety announcement, during which he introduced the flight attendant at the front of the plane as his wife, and the one in the rear of the plane as his mistress.

He also compared life jackets to an “itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka dot bikini” and warned, “If by chance yours does not inflate, well, grab your neighbour and hold on for dear life.”

Parents were instructed to help their “favourite child” that shows the most potential, and jokingly warned that oxygen would only be available to passengers who “paid the extra $49.99.”

A portion of his comedy act was caught on camera by passenger Cindy Kuhn, who told the Daily Mail that she felt lucky to have been on the evening flight.

If the whole flight attendant thing doesn’t work out, we’re thinking Sandberg could have a long career in stand-up comedy instead!